Khloé Kardashian, 40, is itching to ditch her dating drought—but her past is a minefield of flops. The “Good American” mogul, fresh off a bittersweet reunion with ex Lamar Odom on The Kardashians, spilled her romantic woes on a recent podcast.
After a rocky marriage to the NBA star ended in 2016 over cheating and addiction, her rollercoaster with Tristan Thompson—father of her two kids—crashed when he fathered a child with another woman in 2021. Now, she’s swearing off social media suitors after a string of cringe-worthy flops.
Khloé dished on the chaos. Guys slide into her DMs while pinging her sister Kim too. “Do you think we’re not checking?” she vented. Then there’s the bed-wetter who soaked her sheets—twice—in one night. Another gem? A good-looking date who sobbed over a cheeseburger.
“I’m done with disasters,” she hinted, vowing to meet men in real life only through mutual friends. “If they’ve reached me socially, it’s because I’ve been introduced,” she declared, setting a firm new rule.
Her track record stings. Odom’s betrayal left scars, and Thompson’s scandals—multiple infidelities capped by a paternity bombshell—kept her single since their 2021 split. True, 6, and Tatum, 2, tie her to Thompson, but romance? Off the table.
Recent suitors haven’t helped. The podcast rant doubled as a warning: She’s over flaky online flirts. Friends like Malika Haqq might play matchmaker now, as Khloé eyes a fresh start—minus the tears and soggy sheets.
Fans root for her glow-up. With insider scoops from her show and podcast, Khloé’s dating don’ts reveal a woman ready to rewrite her love story—one IRL meet-cute at a time.

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